Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
skins, crystal castles, NiN fans and homeless one-liners
Monday, July 21, 2008
Well that'tll do-er folks
Remember when bands like bloc party, the shins, dfa, deathcab and metric were the biggest shits out? like 2004. I remember those good ol'days.
well now its the middle of 08' those bands have washed up and it seems as though Djs/bands Justice, Crystal Castles, MGMT and MSTRKRFT have taken over. (as well as the growing trend to remove vowels)
anyways the reason this is a final big deal is the only idol/savour i had left for rock and roll "sebastien grainger" has recorded new dance tracks and has become a DJ himself, most likely ditching his current stuff in the process if this new stuff succeeds (which it will)http://hypem.com/artist/data+feat++sebastien+grainger
question lingering though is whats next? cause word on the street is that dance will be out by 10'
maybe rap will make a come back, or maybe some crazy future ambient space music like gary numan was making back in the day. Anyways, ittl have to stay pretty H-core, so the hipsters still have a reason to wear ripped jeans. Personally I really hope disco returns :D
-out
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Da blog will resume for now
Yoko ono, also known as the destruction of the beatles, and/or MILF
thanks for playin. PCE!
Monday, April 28, 2008
Best fight scene ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqKFadyJxwg&eurl=http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/forbidden_kingdom/news/1722234/14.php
if someone asks you to put on the glasses, just do it.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Someone changed my past! WTF WTF
check out under class of 2003 haha FE OSBORNE YO WHAT?!!!!!!!!!
best part is only 4 other people graduated with me!
ISE BES TSOOOO SMARTZZ!????
starcade! and lies!
Most importantly, it’s not condescending, treating video game competition seriously, but without trying to elevate it with comparisons to pro sports, or drowning it in marketing nonsense. I simply cannot imagine Starcade existing today without energy-drink endorsements and radically challenging on-air personalities.
So yeah, I highly recommend you spend your weekend working your way through all of the episodes of Starcade that are available on the official Starcade website–believe me, it’s not hard. If you need me, I’ll be killing you.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
THE ROCK CAME BACK!! YAYAYAYYAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4Wxe0ET2l4&eurl=http://www.giantbomb.com/
Thursday, April 17, 2008
ahhh gawd HAHA
So its a really special moment when I can find something so stupid that it can make us all laugh together.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Atx2yR_UfUaFtSsD3i0QGs4jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20080321113357AAJ4YmW
"How to approach a cat?"
"Sometimes I'm just walking along and see a cat outside someone's house and I'd like to pet it. How do I approach it? How do I go about petting it and where? Should I kneel down?"
i'm going to puke.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
wicked
I uploaded it onto youtube enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCU1U-42vfQ
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Small Update*
No more reading, you'll just hear sensual voices.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
FINAL KOMBAT pt 4 best of list. 4-1
#3. Sub-Zero
WHAT THE FUCK. WHY ISN'T HE #1! Thats right, sub-zero gets the number 3 spot on this outrageous list. The fact of the matter is that there are really two sub-zeroes, with endless possibilities for the future so theres not really a dude to cheer for here. Even you and me could oneday be sub-zero...well not you but, I could be frikidy freeze himself. Some downfalls include that girl sub-zero frost which I think is basically just gay, and in the end made him slightly less cool. nuff said. Sub-zero became probably one of the easiest characters to use due to his special traits and was the only character you could beat goro with in MK:2 (hard mode). He can be given the title of coolest looking ninja in the history of life, but also the title of worst fatality. (He tosses the tiniest snow ball at the dude, who then blows up). It is just not satisfying. He comes with the good, and also some bad, makin him a solid numba 3.
#2. Scorpion
Well the day finally came where I put forth slightly more regard for scorpion then sub-zero. Who knew id betray such a close friend. Overall and over the course of the series, scorpion has never changed his mission statement. He's fuckin evil, likes to yell shit, and you can never kill him cause he'll somehow return in ghost form and just be an annoying piece of shit to deal with over and over again, forever. Probably my most favorite thing about scorpion are his sayings such as Get Over Here, Get Down Here, and my least favorite, Get Out. He could really just scream stuff the whole match cause it would fit his character, but the makers had to draw the line somewhere... Scorpion also has the fastest sweep kick out of any character in any game. You can probably link 5 to 6 consecutive sweep kicks on a regular basis while the other player throws his controller at the T.V. smashing it everywhere and then stomps on your arms. The moral is that you can choose to play scorpion, but if you do youre a cheater.
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#1. Raiden
Raiden is god.
When I can finish 4 different games with him using only one move, you know that something awesome has been born. Back Back Forward punch, Back Back Forward Punch, over and over and over and over. Just to hear him scream while he's flying through the air gives me a bonner straight away. One thing most people don't know is that raiden's throw radius is huge. You could be standing at the opposite end of the arena, and I could still grab you and throw you. There's just no complaints here...well besides that short haired dude that played him in MK: Aninihilation, but besides that this is the greatest and most powerful of all the Mortal Kombat characters and any new ones.
*ALSO CHECK THIS OUT
This site (official site of Ed boon) has a mysterious countdown on it, leading people to believe that he is about the announce the next generation MK game. Who knows what the fuck is gonna happen next.
And yes, its finally here.... MORTAL KOMBAT 3: DEVASTATION! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Thursday, March 27, 2008
MK PT 3! best of list. 9-5
#8. Noob Saibot
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Mortal Kombat best of list. 14-10
#13. Kenshi
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
MORTAL KOMBAT MUTHA FUCKA Best of list. 20-15
Saturday, March 22, 2008
DragonBall Movie: Release date April.3rd/09
Masta Roshi
Friday, March 21, 2008
Funk Fanatico
Funk Fanatico
Yits lines up behind a large crowd at thee "All out Fighting competition of the Sherwood community".
Looking around at all the people, he notices familiar faces, such as his neighbor Mr.Watts who is dressed in a full tight black suit, or Mrs.Carol, his 8th grade teacher, who is war screaming in preperation. Some of his friends are there too, but further ahead in line, so he doesn't move up and risk losing his spot, even though everyone gets entered.
The fighting competition takes place every year in the neighborhood community hall gymnasium, to find out who is the toughest and most respected of the sherwooders, with the winner usually walking away with a stick of ham and a couple of free movie tickets/game rentals.
Usually about 40 people take part in the competition per year from 6 year old boys to stray dogs, but this year, Sherwood had its outside commune thomsville join in, raking in an extra 17 people.
Yits ponders around in line, wondering if he should do this, only to look ahead and realize he is next to sign up. Up at the front there is a very large hairy man sitting at the booth with a couple pieces of paper and an evil tatoo on his face. Yits backs up slowly in fear before he bumps into a man in a radish costume and is pushed forward all the way up to the counter. The man looks up and begins to speak in a low growling voice.
Mulrey-You here for the sign up?
Yits- yeah.....I guess so..
Mulrey- Name?
Yits- Yits Rasinburry
Mulrey- Age?
Yits- 18
Mulrey- Weapon?
Yits- wait wait, we're allowed weapons?
Mulrey- You bet your titties we are.
Yits- oh god.......umm alright well.......axe?
Mulrey- axe? alright axe it is. Now tell me Yits, how many skills are you?
Yits- How many skills am I? What do you mean by that? Do you mean what skills do I have?
Mulrey- No you fuck on fire, how many skills are you?
Yits- I dunno..? 3? I am 3 skills?
Mulrey- Are you kidding me? You are 3 skills?
Yits- Well I dont know, how many skills are you?
Mulrey- I am the skills that kills
Yits- Whats that?
Mulrey- Well it means that I hold the sole crystal power of Gixnaxmi, allowing me to crush my foes with the easiests of manuvers, both embarresing them, and making me more powerful.
Yits- I'm not sure what all that means, but just put me down as "skills that kills" too
Mulrey- Two kills huh? I can't wait to finally doom my long awaited rival.
Yits- You arent going to hurt me are you?
Mulrey- Oh im gonna cut your fuckin head off
END
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
"The cafe"
A Tall Man in shorts and raincoat walks into a cafe, and scans the room. The place is full, but there is a pretty woman sitting by herself in the corner eating a danish and reading a white piece of paper. There is loud chatter, and music playing soflty in the background. He approaches her table.
Toobs-Hey, can I eat a piece of your cookie with you?
Mabes-Excuse me?
Toobs- Yeah, just noticed you were eating that cookie, and id like to share it with you. I'll nible on one side, and you can have the rest. Bargain.
Mabes-umm, no
Toobs- It's probably rotten anyways. I can't believe you keep eating it cause that would be sick if you bit it one more time infront of me. You're a big fat pig though, so who knows what you'll do next.
She attempts to get up; he stops her
Toobs- Wait, wait....im sorry..........sorry... I'm just a little stressed out this week. My car exploded and I just need someone to talk to. You understand right? We've all been there. Please sit.
He smiles genuinely. She sits back down.
Toobs- So what's that piece of paper there, are you writing me a secret love note, or perhaps a photo colage? Oh I know, I bet you're reading a book on climbing. Do you know what that is? Pass it quick before anyone sees, I'll have a quick read.
She pretends to smile, but her eyes are filled with fear
Mabes- I think I have to go, but it was nice talking to you
She gets up and quickly scuttles for the door, exiting the cafe. The man smiles.
There is a pop machine up against side wall with a young male standing infront of it, pondering his choice.The young boy puts his money into the machine, but still remains undecided. The man walks up to him.
Toobs- How much money did you put in?
Piper- A dollar, why?
Toobs- I have two dollars
Piper- So?
Toobs- I'm two times better. Pick this one.
The man blindly slams his hand into one of the machines buttons, prompting a diet rootbeer to fall from the bottom
Piper- HEY! Why'd you do that? I didn't want that one!
Toobs- I wanted it. I broke my toe doing that and am unable to speak to you any further.
The man shotguns the diet rootbeer and leans forward against a table, Shifting it forward and causing him to fall down. Peeking around again, he spots a couple of guys sitting nearby, laughing about old times. He approaches.
Toobs- Hey studs, I'm reporter for the daily ruble, could I ask for a minute of your time to answer some questions about the city?
The two men stare at each other and smile.
Prix- Alright, we have a minute, fire away.
Toobs- Cool, cats. First question regards the balance between liquids and solids in our municipality.
Yem- What do you mean?
Toobs- I mean like do you prefer sodas, or meats? Are you guys assholes? Cause it really sounds like you're a couple of jackasses right?
Prix-Buddy, do you want to get your ass kicked?
Toobs- You couldn't kick my ass, you look like a weak female, who is ugly and has a mouth filled with mucus.
Yem starts laughing ans shaking his head in a "you're just asking for it" way
Prix- That's it guy, lets go outside.
The man and his friend get up, pulling the man in the raincoat towards the door.
Toobs- Unhand me captors. This is beyond rude. I'm not frequent.
They open the door and pull him outside onto the sidewalk. There are cars going by and the sky is grey.
Toobs- I'm afraid you've made a sacred mistake, and will have to pay for your intrusion.
The man in the raincoat reaches his right hand into his inside pocket. The two men back up.
Toobs- Climax, engaged.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
omg
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GwKWttrEaSM
Monday, March 17, 2008
Television's greatest network YTV (years 1995-2000)
Ytv also got me in touch with my personal side. If you all remember, right after Sailor moon on saturday mornings, they had this show called "Bare-butts" and it was 2 hours of just naked butts. That show had the best theme song though. "Bare-butts bare-butts, whats that quack? Air-butts my bare-butts, accomplished attack."
They also had a show called "Unleash the pain" which was a thousand times scarier then goosebumps/freaky stories/are you afraid of dark?/ and hell combined. Basically they would show off a series of really terrifying pictures of creatures from across the world, like the one below. God that show just made me shit my pants over and out captain.
A couple of the other shows that get the honorable mention were the "Cat adventure's of Zelda"He friken died in the first episode, and then they just filmed his face for the next three seasons. I think sometime in season 2, one of his ears fell off, but ill have to to look it up again.
Then there was that ugly little girl "Shmetlik Blench" who could eat a bunch of pizza's in under 2 minutes. It wasn't very interesting, but it always got hilarious everytime she'd throw up and start screaming.
YTV changed my life, and ethnic background. It was the first broadcast station to actually feature people trying to succeed at life, and introduced our hollywood love Mike Modano.
With all this greatest, what could make a guy like me stop watching..........?It was that baby talking harpy siren sexy sasafrass Stephanie Beard. Do not be fooled by her striking good looks, for this demon-soul is literally 2 feet tall (Otherwise known as a leprachaun) and has the voice of what you would describe as a baby filled with helium who is chewing bubbles.
Ever since the day she joined, they cancelled all the good shows, or ruined the ones that existed.
I hate you Stephanie beard, and I hope when you're pregnant and your stomach grows big, that someone elbow drops it full on and beheads your baby.
im angry, and im out.