You has beef? You betta shut it before I get mah bro sub-zero to freeze your face. If dat don't ride, I'll call up mah dogg jax from his new job at NFL to come rip off your stupid arms. If you into the swank? Spill to mileena, but not before she sucks yo ass up and spits you out bones. I'm talking straight up MK you snailsnappa.Well all know about the kombats of mortals, and are familiar with our favorite characters, so I decided to get into the best of the best and rank em based on awesomeness in a list of out 20.
#20. Bo'rai cho
Bo'rai cho, otherwise known as fat drunk piece of shit gets the bottom of the cool list. He was not in the original MK games, and made his first debut in Deadly Alliance, THAT'S 3D FOLKS! Even though people hate his guts, they can't help but try him out at least once. Why did he even make the list you ask? Simply because one of his finishers is tremendous. He backs up, jumps into the air and then belly flops on to the guy who then responds by exploding, followed by screaming even after he has exploded. But good luck trying to even do it, because most of the time you'll just lose the match due to his suck.#19. Baraka
Ever think why that obama campaigning shit is so popular? It's got nothing to do with people and politics and money and all that hasafras. Friken baraka is the reason. He's on the list because in MK:2 he was the cheapest character to pick, and easiest character to beat the game with, and hardest CPU character to face. He was also one of the few characters in the MK series to not have any throwing type spells, but instead used his only his armblades of steel. People often feel baraka is misunderstood or is actually good, but really he's just a bald fag that looks like a shark.#18. Shang Tsung
Moda fugin Shang Tsung. I always wondered why people didn't pick him more often, with his pretty well rounded character strenghs, the power to steal souls and the ability to shapeshift into the rest of the cast. Those reason's alone are largely what make him #18, but really it was that epic fighting scene at the end of MK:the movie with the music goin. Very trendy. The truth is nobody picks him cause nobody remembers or wants to remember how to to turn into their favorite character. By the time you figure it out, yo ass is deadz.#17. Sindel
Hot ass sindel with her old ass titties. She's on the list cause she screams pretty good. That's it. Never play as her. #16. Kano
Kano is cool, cause kano is a badass. He likes to beat up girls, swear and speak in accents. In the movie theres a scene where him and sonya are battling and he has her held up against him, and he accidently spits on her face. That scene alone made the movie 10 times better and kano worthy of such a list. I didn't even realize kano wasn't in MK:2 till a couple days ago; probably because if he was, Id never pick his suck ass anyways. Pains the name of the gamo, undertaker vs kano. #15. Stryker
Alright well obviously half is coolness straight away is his name. Secondly he just looks like a cool guy to hang out with, what with his backwards cap and humanoid weapons. He was known best for being a cheap character in MK:3 and having one of the best combos that would basically kill the other dude real fast. I never picked him though cause grenades are gay when you can use magic. Blue shirt though, pretty shocking.So thats todays countdown, the rest have been figured out and are comin soon.
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