Saturday, March 15, 2008

What is inappropriate?

I like to think people are too snooty and self righteous. They all think they know right from wrong, left from right, pan from boop, blix from bung, klang from slat. But really, what the shit is inappropriate these days, in a our world of woes? Below will be a list of scenarios and you decide if they are inappropriate or not.

If something is, you will get 1 point, if it isn't you get no points. Add your points to find out what type of person you are.

Let's start this schank!

1. Eating beetles and lint

2. Getting a bonner while crying

3. Laying down and peeing straight up

4. Spitting on the groceries of the people ahead of you in line

5. Shaving your dad's head whenever he laughs

6. Paying for stuff with gravel

7. Calling Saturday Night Live, "Saturgay boobs night"

8. Bending over in public, and pointing your butt into the air to fart

9. Nick-naming reptile from mortal kombat "Mean and Green"

10. Tickling old people until they scream

11. Collecting snakes, and using them as floppy swords to whip at people

12. Instead of getting someone a present for their birthday, you get a life

13. Slipping bombs into people's drinks

14. Throwing a slop of seaweed at yourself, then scream that you're being attacked by a demon

15. Starting to rapidly shake in public, and warning others near you that you may explode if they dont buy you a can of pop


thats all of them. So lets get to the points.

1-15 pts = you're a pig

0 pts = you're unreal

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