MK PT 3! best of list. 9-5

It's tough workin 9-5! Mah bebe is fatz, and has da too manies wormz in da face EEWWWWW. Here is the continued list of the greatest fighters in MK history.

#9. Smoke

All I can say when it comes to smoke is what the fuck. I remember losing to him in MK:2 once in a life time cause he was a secret character along with jade. Then he was in Mk:3 as a cyborg, and then was missing from MK:4. Then in the some of the future games he was combined with saibot. Smoke is a faggorz and isn't even good, he's just an annoyance on the mind and a big enough one to be this high on the list.


#8. Noob Saibot

Now for one of the cooler ninja's Saibot himself. Did you know backwards his name is Tobias Boon, and the makers of the MK series were named Ed boon and John Tobias? Wild. Wild thang.

Saibot was actually the original sub-zero before he later on joined some dark brotherhood, so if you're ever playing the oringal MK-MK2, youre actually playing as noob. Thats's why the sub-zero in MK:3 is a totally different dude with no mask who became the new sub-zero. DID YOU KNOW THAT? I DIDNT UNTIL I LOOKED IT UP! That means saibot actually has the moves of both sub-zero and shadow shit, making him sick wit it.

#7. Reptile

Reptile winzzzz. Mean and Green live in color, you just know this dude is serious. He's a frigen lizard and spits acidic mucus at your face, are you kidding me? In the original games he appeared to be a green ninja, and shocked the world when he took off his mask during a fatality to grab the other dudez head with his tongue and rip that shit off. He also had the ability to go invisible which was the cheapest crap, and kinda stupid cause the person controlling him usually forgot where he was too. Besides that reptile is a solid pick, just dont lick his dick.

#6. Goro

Aww fuck its goro, get the fuck out. If you ever had the chance to go up against goro, you know that he was usually 3 times harder then the final boss in any of the games. He has the cheapest moves, and they take so much damage off that you scream. He's up on the list because of these facts, and will be remembered as a tough CPU controlled MOFO. In the MK movie when johnny cage punches his nads he starts crying, making it one of cinematics most hilarious scenes.

#5. Liu Kang

YEAHH MANNNN. Kangz in town, and he's pissed. I don't know why they killed him later on in the series and brought him back as a zombie cause gay that. Over the series, liu kang had enough special type moves, that anyone playing him never even had to kick or punch. Besides his bruce lee type sound rip offs, he also had some of the best finishers in the game, including turning into a dragon and dropping an arcade machine on his opponents head. Did you know he was also trained by Bo'rai cho? gay. If they ever make another movie, they gotta use the same guy again, I don't care how old he is.