Why I think im chinese

This one is short but very important.

The other day, I started to research my family history and found out there we alot of weird mishaps and empty spaces in time over the course of the last century. Through further investigation and deeper search, I finally found a bundle of clues leading me to believe I'm actually chinese.

The first thing I recognized was that the chinese population takes up like 90% of the earth's population, so the chances of me being chinese are then 9/10. Add another and thats 9/11...terrorists anyone?

Next thing is that im outrageous at DDR, and love the work of Jackie Chan (including the cartoon) In grade 2, we were given the task to draw a self portrait. Upon finishing, I shocked the school when they realized I had actually drawn the chinese president Jiang Zemin. In that past I've been given the nickname "Ricky Tang" and also have more then 4 chinese friends.

These reasons alone mean I must be from China. It will be no longer cool for you to proceed to call me "chink". Siyanara amigos

*UPDATE

one of my asian friends sent a link to me last night to a chat room that is supposedly built for traders in the black market who sell stuff. They all typed in code, and nothing was in english but there were probably a thousand people in it. My friend told me 5 or 6 of them were agents of the CIA trying to to get this information to bust people and that big drug deals were made through this type of chatroom. I typed with word "boobs" into the chat, and then quickly exited out.