The Awesome Movie im Going Make

We all like movies and its one of those areas where we can really share common ground with each other. Ever since I was 1 years old, I've wanted to make a movie for the millions and millions of people to enjoy so I got to thinking.

..........after 16 years and thousands of ideas, the single best movie idea finally pooped out of the butt.

here is the exact teaser:

That green screen pops up with all the white small writing, like they do before trailers...THEN IT STARTS, just visualize.

Its late One night 4 years into the future, as a crab fishing ship off the edge of bermuada struggles to make its way home through dark and stormy waters. Hard dance music begins to play as the people on board begin to glow, and fly into the air without a care. Everyone starts puking until the whole sea is now puke. I begin to puke aswell cause im the star of the movie, and I notice my love interest is watching me puke while she is now shitting and puking. I try to look cool and yell at her "Clean your fucking face". One of the guys in the back shouts "I guess we're all bulimics" We all laugh as barf shoots out of our mouths. My clothes begins to fall off me and dissolve and then evolve. Something in the distance in the form of a human bat, or a batman winks at me in anger.

A tree in water drops from the heavens and all the sudden we're in space. There's now sad music in the background, and stinky smells. The tree looks like an idiot and an annoying accomplice, but is really impressive.

then the screen goes black, and BOOM BOOM BOOM as the letters M.I.B hit the screen in white text.

Thats right, you guessed it. "Men in Black 4: The 2nd holocaust"

So much drama and thrill all in one action packed hour long cinema. Release date summer 2008, or "this summer" if you want to be a dick about it.

The way I see it, I would join agent J and K as the slick new agent on the block. "Agent Ricky Cool" I'm quicker, stronger, younger, and way better with the hotties. Hold on tight folks, cause this is going to be one hell of a bloodfest.