World of Friken WoW

So before We get into the shindigg, lets clear up some stuff. First off WoW gets a really bad rap, and im not talking about jarool. I'm talking about its addiction and what it does to players who play constantly from baby to brawn ignoring all social aspects of life. What is it about this game that really draws in millions of players and dollars?

The answer is simple and clean, and probably not a suprise.......
World of Warcraft is real boi

That's right, the world as we know it now has been a complete lie, and but thanks to me, the truth gets out. So why has this secret land been hidden all these years? Because you're an asshole. The relevance of this is huge and secret messages from the dinosaur times have tried to warn us for years.

Below is the pyramid of giza, in egypt, one of man's most ancient and famous landmarks

And here is the same picture from a reverse angle

Like basically we're fucked.

above is a gnome (Class mage).

and here is a dangeous tiger, many of which live very close to us. This picture was taken from my backyard. Luckly I was too quick and avoided 3 arrow shots from the S.O.B. Ignore the tiny printing in the picture.

Along side me there are 11 million accounts and that number is growing everyday, which means alot of really cool people are playing at the same time. And you'll prolly think: "11 million! overload!" or "Earth must be in grave danger, help us lord" and really, I don't have the answers to those gay questions, go read a fuckin book

But besides all that, it still leaves one question.....why pay? huh? Why pay a monthly charge and continue to waste all that piece of shit money?

why don't you ask this guy? I bet he knows why.

So there you have it. Next blog topic: NHL HOCKEY