Stelmach=Satan

Ed Stelmach is a piece of shit

Over the years Stelmach has done, and still does many terrible terrible things. He washes his car with money. He named his son hiroshima, and then next day, BOOM! He also puts money into the advancement of gundam technology, and don't get me wrong with this one cause tranformers are cool, but there's reasons we have 3rd world countries, amIrite? Africa says Hi Ed, and also "You're a douche". He even changed his last name in the mid 60's to hide his identity. His real name? Ed Hitler.

Why did we elect such a shithole? HMMM!!!! WHY????? HMMMMMM!! I WONDER WHY????
HMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????

After much delagation, the people are upset and the votes are in. Ed Stelmach is voted most unliked fagfuck in the world. Not suprising. Even my grandma voted, and i'm pretty sure she's fukin blind. Ed Stelmach puts chains on the hands of the hungry and homeless

Ed Stelmach Did

and Ed Stelmach encourages bullying.

But there's more! Ed Stelmach was born in hell and has the ability to manipulate fire and bugs. Stelmach was in training to become a serious X-men, but failed because he was unable to run faster then a small child during one of the intense exercises. If you can't run faster then a stupid ugly baby, go fucking hang yourself now.

Ed Stelmach has more head-shots then Gustav, and even killed the lovable croc-hunter himself. R.I.P. thanks to Ed...

At age "fourty-something" he became aware of alberta, and saw all the shit going on here. In 2007 Ed Gay Stelmach entered the running for alberta premiere seeing as the current premiere, Ralph Cool Klein was stepping down after a heroic stretch of years.

At the time of the election there were four other popular candidates in the running, so why did we vote stelmach? What was this guys hook? All people knew coming from this guy was he lived on the praires for a couple days and had a chipper haircut. Now that's pretty good, but he must have had something going on in the background to help him gain the upper hand......like cheating.He cheated using weapons.

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