I remember when I was an infant, and the big ceremony would come on, and I thought "yo man, I can dig. Look at all the people and their coloured suits!" But now I can't stand to watch that cause for one, im pretty certain I can beat any of those people in their events, and two, we all know now that the olympics are fixed.
I dont even know where the next one will be held, and as I wrote that sentence someone informed me there are summer games this year...in big ol crapan japan. Thats not even a city.
Like I said earlier all the events have pre-determined winners, like gymnastics and figure skating always goes to russia, running and volleyball to usa, swimming and canoeing to team ocean, so theres really no point in watching all that psychedelic shit. See what should really happen is have the new comers this year face the gold medal winners of 20 years ago in the same event. That is what really proves strength, cause imagine winning the gold medal in javelin in 1990 and then trying to win it again, except this time you're bald. Not the same, its harder.
Anyways, the only thing i really get excited for are the Mcdonald's olympic backpacks that they have every year, and they sell the exact same one, yet people buy those in bulk it seems. And who the F cares about bronze medal.
And why don't we ever see american gladiotors competing? Those guys are huge, and probably decendants from like zues and jesus christ, so shouldn't they be given a fair shot? I think not.
So final point, we have to decide, "are the olympics legal?" and if so "How come robots can compete?" (see picture below)
always tough, always tough...stay tuned on my feature of Full House and Family matters. PCE.
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