Television's greatest network YTV (years 1995-2000)

If you asked me how many show's I watched as a kid, I would prolly burp under my breathe and frown. Alot of mongrels ended up sticking to family channel, or maybe the new and hip "Teletoon" that just hit the market at the time. But me you ask?............I was watching the prime time.Sucka what!

So many great shows to name like hey arnorld, pochemonz, rugrats, big comfy couch, kitty cats!, Video and Arcade top 10 and freakin reboot...

even UH OH was fucking hilarious! HAHAHA UH OH!!!!!!!! and then kane would spit/poop his own slime into the glass thing. The type of disrespect that dude had really just grossed me out. He didn't need his bucket of green gobly goops to do that.

Ytv also got me in touch with my personal side. If you all remember, right after Sailor moon on saturday mornings, they had this show called "Bare-butts" and it was 2 hours of just naked butts. That show had the best theme song though. "Bare-butts bare-butts, whats that quack? Air-butts my bare-butts, accomplished attack."

They also had a show called "Unleash the pain" which was a thousand times scarier then goosebumps/freaky stories/are you afraid of dark?/ and hell combined. Basically they would show off a series of really terrifying pictures of creatures from across the world, like the one below. God that show just made me shit my pants over and out captain.

A couple of the other shows that get the honorable mention were the "Cat adventure's of Zelda"He friken died in the first episode, and then they just filmed his face for the next three seasons. I think sometime in season 2, one of his ears fell off, but ill have to to look it up again.

Then there was that ugly little girl "Shmetlik Blench" who could eat a bunch of pizza's in under 2 minutes. It wasn't very interesting, but it always got hilarious everytime she'd throw up and start screaming.

YTV changed my life, and ethnic background. It was the first broadcast station to actually feature people trying to succeed at life, and introduced our hollywood love Mike Modano.

With all this greatest, what could make a guy like me stop watching..........?It was that baby talking harpy siren sexy sasafrass Stephanie Beard. Do not be fooled by her striking good looks, for this demon-soul is literally 2 feet tall (Otherwise known as a leprachaun) and has the voice of what you would describe as a baby filled with helium who is chewing bubbles.

Ever since the day she joined, they cancelled all the good shows, or ruined the ones that existed.

I hate you Stephanie beard, and I hope when you're pregnant and your stomach grows big, that someone elbow drops it full on and beheads your baby.

im angry, and im out.