Mortal Kombat best of list. 14-10

The countdown continues, as we finally find out who is better then who in all aspects of moda fugin KOMBAT.

#14. Sektor & Cyrax

Thats right you slut, I grouped these fucks together, making them both #14 on the list. Don't agree? Then pce out. There's nothing really too special about these dudes other then the fact that they are robots, and have cool names. Something you might not know is Cyrax is actually a black dude, but something you will know is his moves are gay. Cyrax can basically trap you in a green net, or shoot bombs out of his chest...thats it. Sektor kinda of follows in the same boat. Because he's red and has lazerz daggzorz he is a little bit cooler, but his moves (firing missles out of his chest) are just as gay. You would only pick them because you wanna be a cyborg for awhile, but then you realize how lame it is, and if you don't have techno music in the background, its just way way worse.


#13. Kenshi

So now we finally can get into some characters worth mentioning, starting with kenshi. Playing this guy was always weird, cause he's blind and you're not, so you could always see the action just the same. They should insert some weird mechanic so that if you select him, that you can't always see what is going on in the fight, but to compensate you just make him really strong. It will never happen so fuck off. Besides being a fun swordsman to play, kenshi also has telekinetic powas, and when he was first introduced into the series, he was the most powerful player you could choose.

#12. Johnny Cage

Johnny cage is pretty much the most well rounded character in the whole series. He's a cool guy to meet and is my best friend. Half the reason he's up on the list have to do with the sound his hyper ballz make. It's probably the coolest sound in anything and i'm personally able to mimic it with my mouth after years of training. Plus this dudes got shadow kicks, shadow kicks are rad. Johnny cage punches dicks, Johnny cage gets the ladies, and Johnny cage would make a great dad.

#11. Jax

Crikidy Crax, Jax to the Max. In MK:2, the only chracter I would choose to beat the game with was jax..up till goro. This was because his finisher was the easist shit ever, and I want to see him clap everyone's head off. I would never choose jax now, nor will I ever again, but we had some good times. I'm sure he could school me in any sports competition because he looks athletic. He now plays for the bengals and we wish him all the luck with that SUPERBOWLZ.

#10. Kung Lao

I don't care what people say, kung lao is the shit. Even though everyone plays him because they think throwing sharp hats is cool, I play him because I wanna throw his hat hard. Kung lao is what Id call raiden's most notorius rival, besides like fujin and Shang Tsung and a few others...cause they look alike? If you catch him on a good day, he'll maybe teleport too, so that makes him kinda cool right there. He's not really known for much cept for throwing the hat, and that whole idea was stolen from oddjob (James Bond movies) but w/e..Kung lao will kick yo ass.