The Best Screenplay You'll Ever Read

Well the M.I.B: 4 movie didnt work out all too well, cause after contacting a local producer, I was told that if I wanted all the stuff in the movie that I listed out, it would cost 40 billion dollars, the lives of 300 people (one of which is morgan freeman), and the democracy of Chad. So to avoid those pesky lawsuits, and the death of russia's greatest actor, I think i'm going to play it safe with another special feature titled "Jumangi 2: Satan's return"

90 year old Robin williams would return once again to the big screen in what will be the most hilarious outrageous comedy of the year! Also starring that one dude from Ready to Rumble, Marvin Wayens, and The Rock!

Instead of giving a trailer, this time ill actually give a special sneak peak at the screenplay in this little excerpt seen below.

I must also make sure I remember to mention that Marvin waynes is in the bottom right hand corner of the screen doing his standard comedian act during the entire movie. He talks at the same level of volume as the people in the film, so you can't always hear what is being said by anyone. Simply Outrageous!

Characters:
Robin-Alan
Dwayne Johnson-Angry coach
Marvin-Stand up comedian
Ricky-Robin's son (Andrew)
Ready to Rumble guy-Ref

*Prologue
Alan decides to take his young son Andrew to the local hockey game downtown. Ever since the death of his daughter Raven, Alan has promised himself to make sure he spends as much time with Andrew as possible before he dies too.

At the Rink

Andrew-Hey dad here's our seats, section 14B, seat 11 right?

Alan-Righto as an oreo slick, why don't you save my seat while I get us a couple beers

Andrew-Haha, dad you know I don't drink

Alan-Well you better start, cause you might die like your sister

Andrew-How could you say such a thing!?

Alan-Cause im the one who killed her

The game begins as the father and son try to relax and enjoy each other's company, when suddently Andrew notices a bag his dad is holding under his chair.

Andrew- Hey dad, whats in the bag?

Alan- Mind your shit, and drink your beer

Andrew- Dad, you're starting to really scare me

Alan- Fine! It's about time you see what a real man is anyways

Alan goes into the bag, searches for a bit, and finally pulls out a pair of old style skates from the 40's.

Andrew- What are you going to do with those?

Alan- Are you kidding me!? Ever since my 30'th birthday i've wanted to join the NHL, and here's my chance

Andrew- Are you crazy? You're not allowed on the Ice!

Alan- One more word, and i'll put a mosquito into your mouth

Andrew- How are you even going to get out there?

Alan- That's it! Fuck you son, I'm leaving you and your mother. Stop being an asshole and help me over the boards

Andrew grapples his dad's foot as he begins to lift him over. Alan gets himself high enough and finally smashes into the ice on the other side, and remains face down.

Andrew (yelling)- Dad are you okay?

Alan- Follow your dreams son, like I did mine.

One of the ref's finally notices Alan on the ice, and blows the whistle ending play. The whole audience is now looking down at alan, who is now taking off his clothes. He slowly gets up and skates over to a player pretending to be hurt and yanks his stick from his hands, grabbing control of the puck. Skating towards one of the nets (that has a goalie with his back turned, drinking out of a water bottle) alan drives forward and takes a hard wrister. It hits the goalie in the back of the leg and bounces away. The goalie falls down in pain. Alan raises his hands in victory.

Alan (under his breathe)- Ah Shit, nice save, but ill beat you next time

The ref finally skates over and grabs him

Ref- What the hell are you doing, are you ready to rumble?

Alan- You bet your balls

They begin to wrestle. The ref busts out of sick suplex breaking alan's back.

Alan- Ah shit.......JUMANGI!!!! SAVE ME!!!!

Andrew- I HATE YOU DAD!

The camera quickly swings around and zooms in on one of the coaches (Dwayne Johnson) who his angry and repeatidly screaming "OH ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!"

end of scene.

You can get my autograph later.